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10 True Facts about Drew Hanna




DISCLAIMER: All of these facts about Drew Hanna are true.

WARNING: None of these facts about Drew Hanna are false.

1. Drew Hanna is the BNP's largest financial contributor.

2. Drew Hanna does NOT own a book on the languages of J.R.R. Tolkien.

3. The ladies love Drew Hanna.

4. Drew Hanna knew where Osama bin Laden was the whole time.

Editor's note: Should we have water-boarded him? Should we do it now to see how it would have gone? I know what science would say.

Editor's note within a note: Science would say yes.

5. Matt Ziemba treasures the friendship of Drew Hanna

6. Drew Hanna had a seizure

7. Drew Hanna's favorite sports teams are rarely successful

8. Drew Hanna can remember almost nothing of his life prior to age 3

9. Drew Hanna imagines there wasn't a whole lot worth remembering going on in his life prior to age 3

10. Except perhaps life before Alec, he adds.

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Post on Mon May 16, 2011 12:54 pm by strangerthanfiction

this is so wonderful I can hardly stand it

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Post on Mon May 16, 2011 3:01 pm by dohnage18

What's this Ziemba thing? Am I missing something?

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Post on Mon May 16, 2011 3:50 pm by strangerthanfiction

you are missing an entire life history

but in all seriousness mz continues to be somewhat irritating on FB as ever (can we please make this forum private again??? I'm so afraid he's going to google his own name and figure out who we all are)

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Post on Mon May 16, 2011 5:31 pm by J-Mads

Yeah obviously Dohnage is Max Lustig and strangerthanfiction is Drew Hanna. I'm Tim Anger of course

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Post on Mon May 16, 2011 8:17 pm by strangerthanfiction

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
I mean
ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahah
...

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh that hard, especially at the expense of Tim.

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Post on Mon May 16, 2011 11:50 pm by AgentW

what's wrong with the chairman? I saw him at work over winter break I think. hopefully he quit or won't come back for summer though. Shocked

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Post on Tue May 17, 2011 2:51 pm by dohnage18

Can someone explain this story?

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Post on Wed May 18, 2011 12:48 pm by strangerthanfiction

Do you not know MZ? Have you not conversed with him?

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Post on Fri May 20, 2011 2:06 pm by dohnage18

I know him and he's a jerk. What's new?

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Post on Sun May 22, 2011 10:59 pm by strangerthanfiction

So you're not missing anything.

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Post on Mon May 23, 2011 12:08 am by AgentW

he defriended me on fb. Sad

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Post on Mon May 23, 2011 11:54 pm by strangerthanfiction

HE MESSAGED ME EARLIER
LIKE LEGIT HEY HOW ARE YOU
WHAT

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Post on Thu May 26, 2011 2:52 pm by dohnage18

MZ?

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Post on Fri May 27, 2011 1:19 pm by strangerthanfiction

yes. and he was all "check out my new music website and let me know what you think!!" and I was like oh... um... dinner. byeeeee! and I felt kind of mean but whatever.

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Post on Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:25 pm by The Prez

This is Drew Hanna approved.

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