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Post by McSnuggles on Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:46 pm

The New United States of America

I believe it's about time someone pulled a Caesar. The position of President will no longer be known as President, but as Führer. I will continue to hold the seat of Führer.

The Führer will sit at the head of the group only known as The Chosen Ones. The Chosen Ones will have the power of the legislative, executive, and judicial branches. The Führer will have the final word in all issues brought before The Chosen Ones and will be able to personally choose all members of the CO. The members of the CO will be announced shortly and will be decided carefully based on those that seemed to have helped this great nation the most in its past.

You may officially consider the terrorist groups Congress and the Supreme Court dissolved. They no longer hold any power. However, any previous laws, decisions, or precedents by these groups are considered to be law until overturned by the CO.

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Führer Lucas F. Epp, PhD - Master of Epic Lulz


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Post by The Prez on Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:53 pm

A government only truly exists when its people recognize its authority. I shall only recognize you as the President of the United States and I recognize Casey C. Gordon as the President-elect of the United States
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Post by AgentW on Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:00 pm

The Prez wrote:A government only truly exists when its people recognize its authority. I shall only recognize you as the President of the United States and I recognize Casey C. Gordon as the President-elect of the United States

you mean Dr. Chief Justice Casey C "all your bases are belong to us" Gordon.
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Post by McSnuggles on Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:01 pm

The Prez wrote:A government only truly exists when its people recognize its authority. I shall only recognize you as the President of the United States and I recognize Casey C. Gordon as the President-elect of the United States

These titles mean nothing anymore. Embrace the New America. The Chosen Ones are the only true leaders. We have the support of the executive branch. That includes the Military, by the way.

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Post by J-Mads on Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:04 pm


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Post by dohnage18 on Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:06 pm

This is possibly the worst thing to tl;dr.

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Post by anaheim on Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:44 pm

Can I challenge Mr. Epp to a duel?

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Post by AgentW on Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:00 pm

I'm still out of the system!
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Post by strangerthanfiction on Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:11 pm

T_T YOU BOYS MAKE ME CRY.
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Post by AgentW on Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:13 pm

strangerthanfiction wrote:T_T YOU BOYS MAKE ME CRY.

Leave the system! Follow the white rabbit!


also, how's the chosen one section doing? I imagine its one big troll fest at this point.
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Post by dohnage18 on Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:42 pm

I second Mr. Lew's motion.

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Post by The Prez on Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:06 pm

Well, Mr. Epp. That's that. The entire population and all your government is against you. Return the Congressional forum or I press the red button Dohn so mused about earlier.
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Post by dohnage18 on Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:35 pm

Wait, before we nuke this, can we have the aforementioned duel? That could be a riot.

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Post by The Prez on Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:01 pm

As soon as President Gordon appoints a new Chief Justice we'll let the new Justice decide
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Post by McSnuggles on Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:07 pm

I'll duel anyone, anytime.

Also, both Casey and Utahraptor should be able to see the CO forum. Took you out by accident good sir.

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Post by dohnage18 on Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:09 pm

How would we go about having a forum duel?

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Post by McSnuggles on Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:10 pm

Easy, I win.

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Post by J-Mads on Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:51 pm

Epp, can you just stop being a dick? Honestly, this is retarded. Can we please just finish the sim the natural way?

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Post by The Prez on Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:08 pm

I think as long as Casey acts as President and we ignore him everything will go fine.
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Post by dohnage18 on Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:58 pm

Don't you realize that you can't ignore him? He's the admin! He does have the power he claims he has!

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Post by The Prez on Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:06 pm

If we just ignore his actions, Luke, like most sensible people will realize no one is mildly amused by this and he'll give up
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Post by McSnuggles on Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:24 pm

The Prez wrote:If we just ignore his actions, Luke, like most sensible people will realize no one is mildly amused by this and he'll give up

The Prez wrote:Epp, keep me on the Chosen Ones forum. I am willing to work for you under cover

I smell a conspiracy!

Also, Luke. This has actually brought a little life to the sim. We've had more posts in these forums the past two days than we have the last two weeks. Would you rather the sim go out with a wimped or out with a bang?

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Re: An Announcement from the office of His Holines Lucas F. Epp, PhD - Master of Epic Lulz

Post by anaheim on Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:24 pm

A bang!! Of a gun though, preferably shooting a bullet through Epp. Or can someone beat him with a cane?

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Post by J-Mads on Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:26 pm


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Post by McSnuggles on Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:58 pm

anaheim wrote:A bang!! Of a gun though, preferably shooting a bullet through Epp. Or can someone beat him with a cane?

Making threats against your Fuhrer eh?

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