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Post by The Prez on Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:08 pm

0001 (Wachob): The military policy of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" is hereby ended completely. Homosexuals may be eligible for service in the military in any capacity, based on merit. No person will be given preference based on sexual preference, nor shall any person be excluded on the basis of sexual preference.


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Post by The Prez on Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:12 am

0002 (Wachob): The commercial, financial, and economic embargo on the nation of Cuba is hereby lifted completely.
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Post by The Prez on Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:32 pm

0003 (Wachob): Every Iraqi citizen will be given a spoonful of cookie dough and a bowl of chocolate ice cream, to improve their opinion of America.
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Post by The Prez on Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:30 pm

0004 (Wachob): For being a jerk in Congress, Drew Hanna is hereby imprisoned, UNLESS he posts a topic in the All section of the Government Simulation containing the phrase sent to him through personal message by President Wachob. Senator Hanna has 24 hours to complete this task.
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Post by The Prez on Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:09 pm

0005 (Wachob): The Congress will from now on be referred to as the FannyWagon. All Senators will be given the new title of Poofter.
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Post by The Prez on Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:34 pm

0006 (Wachob): Poofters shall hereby be known as "Senators" and the FannyWagon shall be called the "Congress".
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Post by The Prez on Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:05 am

0007 (Wachob): Due to low population and the non-existence of state governments, Mandaloria and Americaland hereby cease to exist in a political sense. Senators will be chosen from the general population, as will VP candidates, without the restriction of state citizenship. The country now exists as a single, whole, unified political entity of national government.
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Post by Maxman on Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:45 pm

I challenge this as unconstitutional. It must be passed by Congress and both state governments in order to form a merger.

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Post by The Prez on Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:41 pm

0008 (Wachob): All persons with past convictions of marijuana possession, possession of paraphernalia, or the intent to purchase under 5 ounces of marijuana, shall have these convictions removed from their record.

All persons with past convictions of underage alcoholic intoxication between the ages of 18 and 21 (when they were arrested for intoxication) shall have these convictions removed from their record. Convictions for driving while intoxicated, serving to minors under the age of 18, and drunken in public shall remain on criminal record.
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Post by The Prez on Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:21 pm

0009 (Wachob): The holiday of Columbus day shall be discontinued. All operations and employees of the Government shall work as usual on this day, and all public schools will have class on that day.

Lief Erikson day will now be honored with a day off for Government employees and public school children, on the Friday or Monday closest to the date of Lief Erikson day, October 9.
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Re: Executive Orders

Post by McSnuggles on Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:31 pm

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Post by strangerthanfiction on Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:46 pm

Happy belated Leif Erikson day!
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Post by dohnage18 on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:58 pm

0010 (Hanna): The President shall appoint two Population Managers who shall be responsible for recruiting. The position of Population Manager will be an additional post if one is held already.

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Post by The Prez on Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:43 pm

Bump for Dohn
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Post by dohnage18 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:13 pm

0011 (Hanna): In all issues of international relations, the United States of America will now refer to Canada as "America's hat"

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Post by dohnage18 on Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:20 pm

0012 (Hanna): States are not valid entities in the United States Government.

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Post by The Prez on Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:32 pm

Note on this order: I mean to imply Mandaloria and Americaland
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Post by dohnage18 on Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:36 pm

0013 (Hanna): Political parties are hereby created recreating the two-party system. The parties shall be mandatory and even in number of members. The parties shall be as follows and based in political leanings:

The Moon Party:
-Casey C. Gordon
-Lucas F. Epp
-Alex J. Clifton
-Holly L. Sheldon
-P. Matthew Schenk

The Sun Party:
-Andrew C. Hanna
-Max S. Lustig
-Lucas M. Wachob
-Ryan N. Dohn
-Trenton K. Rogers

This executive order will become effective upon the beginning of the 13th year of the simulation

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Post by dohnage18 on Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:38 pm

0014 (Hanna): The President of the United States hereby lays claim to control over the Williamsville East High School History Club and HIGHLY RECOMMENDS that the current President of the Williamsville East History Club bestow upon former President Casey C. Gordon the honor of the Imperial Order, giving Mr. Gordon the honorary title as Emperor of History Club.

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Post by dohnage18 on Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:38 pm

0015 (Hanna):
P. Matthew Schenk is hereby Head of the Moon Party
Ryan N. Dohn is hereby Head of the Sun Party

There may now be two highlanders

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Post by McSnuggles on Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:04 pm

Wait... who's a what? Drew is ruining his own sim?

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Post by dohnage18 on Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:22 pm

I'm just the messenger.

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Post by The Prez on Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:44 pm

0016 (Rogers): The Supreme Court must rule on all decisions that come to them due to the absence of the US Court of Appeals created to reduce Supreme Court workload in the Judiciary Act of 1891, amending the Judiciary Act of Year 22. Additionally, a case must be decided within a year of submission to the court.
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Post by AgentW on Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:45 am

oh snap, no throwing out cases! how long is a year?
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Post by The Prez on Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:00 am

1 week. I assume that because post ex facto laws, all cases that are currently not heard need not be heard
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